Jupiter Ascending: A Review
So yesterday was essentially the weirdest day of my whole life. Bar none. We'll start with THIS randomness that went down yesterday. Click here! You will not be disappointed! Between that and that "Is the dress blue and black? Gold and white?" Me and Callin are totally #goldandwhite, by the way. THEN me and W went to see Jupiter Ascending, which was everything I hoped it would be and sooooo much more. So much more. It is just as ridiculous, derived, and poorly-written as everyone says, but oh my gosh. Do yourself a favor and go see this movie. At the very very least, you will be entertained. So many favorite lines from this movie, I can't even. Here's a small synopsis. This is Jupiter Jones (hence the title...) PS, my eye shadow is perfect. All the time. Jupiter's dad got murdered in Russia by an angry Russian mob trying to take all their money. Jupiter is born on a ship on the way to America. Now fast forward like 20 years. Now Jupiter cleans r...