Just Throw a Brick

Hello all you reader people. How's it going? (Rhetorical, please don't answer out loud at your computer.) I've been doing well, just getting back into school, work, etc. It's been pretty so-so, I'm not home a whole ton because I'm always at school or working. But I have spent enough time in my new apartment complex to figure out who the alphas and the betas are. Confused? Allow me to explain. Alpha male: The "it" guy. Everyone wants this guy. You all know one of them, and you all want him because that's just the way it goes. Everyone wants the alpha, that's why he's the alpha. Beta male: The "it" guy's friends. He hangs out with Alpha because he knows he can pick up the slack because let's face it, Alpha can't date all the women, and inevitably leaves a trail of broken hearts and floods of tears wherever he goes. Betas are around to take care of the ones that Alpha deems not acceptable. Gamma male: These are the ...

Well, faithful readers, here's where I actually talk about my life instead of post random pictures of things I like. If that's your cup of tea then...go on Tumblr or something. Ahem. I've moved to a new apartment complex where I know absolutely no one, and so far it's been pretty fun. I've made good friends with a few of my roommates, and I get along well with all the rest so it's been fun. I have one from Russia, which has been fun. It's forced me to have a different kind of humor, since my usual sarcasm can be confusing to her. It's definitely been weird, but I'm getting used to it. One problem though, my roommates keep turning off the A/C, but if you know me, you know I like to be cold. If I feel crappy because it's too hot, you don't want to be anywhere near me. True story. So anyways, I'm forced to secretly turn on the air conditioning when people aren't in the room/aren't home. I feel kind of a like a secret agent or a s...