Just Throw a Brick

So I was captioning a show about the Amazon yesterday, and it was extremely informative, as well as slightly terrorizing. I did not realize how many ways there are to die in the rainforest. So I turned what I learned at work today into a choose-your-own-adventure story, just for kicks, instead of studying for my Virology test... Start 1) You step off the boat onto the shaky dock in Macapa, Brazil. You look around, amazed by all the sights and sounds of this bustling seaside town that sits right on the Amazon River. Already, you can feel the oppressive humidity and intense heat beating down on you, but it has no effect on your spirits. You made it to the Amazon! You're going to discover 600 new types of insects! You're going to find the plant to cure cancer! You'll find a cure to the common cold! (actually, virology has taught me that that is virtually impossible...sorry about that.) You notice a swarm of flies buzzing around you. You: A. Run away B. Hang out with th